Gotta have somewhere to stash these goodies, right?

(Source: wastelandbabe)

dundermifflinite:

Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I’m not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that’s why he started casual Fridays.

Adam in his suit pants.

dundermifflinite:

Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I’m not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that’s why he started casual Fridays.

Adam in his suit pants.

el-aleph-deslumbrante:

all hail the queen

(Source: johannammasonn)

When I hear a poor excuse from one of my group members in my English class, all I can think is: "I don’t give a SHIT…about BEN!"

When I hear a poor excuse from one of my group members in my English class, all I can think is: 

"I don’t give a SHIT…about BEN!"

Pooches Over People

  • Anatomy professor: "And this is a leg fracture...."
  • Class: [silence]
  • Anatomy professor: ".....in a dog."
  • Class: What?! NOOOO!!!!

Even in my dreams, I bail on my friends.

smartgirlsattheparty:

bicyclethieves:

PSH

Goodbye, lovely.

smartgirlsattheparty:

bicyclethieves:

PSH

Goodbye, lovely.

She’s wearing a pale pink T−shirt, Alice notes – a color Taylor used to make a point of hating. She always had to wear outspoken things, red purple, orange, sometimes all at once. Alice realizes something important about her daughter at this moment: that she’s genuinely a mother. She has changed in this way that motherhood changes you, so that you forget you ever had time for small things like despising the color pink.

—Barbara Kingsolver, “Pigs in Heaven”

gynocraticgrrl:

[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”

Dr. Gail Dines addressing porn culture and rape culture’s intersecting roles in patriarchy

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler is my spirit animal.

(Source: lyceck)